Sweaty Balls Candle 🏀

Sweaty Balls — Palm Coconut Soy Blend

It's March. You know what that means.

Brackets are busted. The buzzer just hit. Your team is down by two with 30 seconds left and the whole room is holding its breath. Light this candle. It won't help your bracket — but it'll make the chaos smell incredible.

Cannabis Cashmere brings a surprisingly sophisticated edge to the most unhinged month in sports — earthy, warm, and luxuriously smooth, it's the scent of someone who takes their candle game as seriously as their bracket picks. Which is very seriously.

Poured in a bold orange matte tin with crisp white wax, this candle comes loaded with hand-placed basketball embellishments — a backboard and net, two basketballs, a foam finger, and a gold MVP trophy. Because someone in this room deserves it.

8 oz | 75-hour burn time. Plenty of time to watch your bracket fall apart in style.

Fragrance Notes

Top: Fresh cannabis, green earthiness

Heart: Soft cashmere, warm floral

Base: Smooth musk, subtle woods, clean warmth

What's Inside

Palm coconut soy wax blend

Premium fragrance oil

Cotton wick

Hand-placed basketball embellishments

8 oz | 75-hour burn time

Hand-poured & finished in Lexington, South Carolina

Handcrafted with care by WeCo Candle Company in Lexington, South Carolina.